Setup: The girls are eating dinner. I'm in the kitchen preparing more food.
Melanie (4) [out of the blue and matter-of-factly]: Daddy, you have a big crotch.
Andy: Excuse me?!?
Melanie [politely]: You have a big crotch. <pause> Crotch means "butt."
Andy: Oh... so, you're saying I have a big butt?
Melanie [happily]: Yeah.
Andy: Thank you.
Melanie: You're welcome.
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